at this present point in time, i wold like to illustrate a fantasy called the MOE Massacre.
it involves just 3 things. a katana, sharp. a stiletto knife. and a choke wire.

0900 hours - walk thru the door of the MOE building
0905 hours - see receptionist and ask for office for NE
0910 hours - arrive at office
0911 hours - approach secretary to see dept head(rejected since w/o appointment0
- battoujutsu decapitates secretary
- walks into office
0915 hours - tied up dept head
- using his handkerchief and ink, muffled him up(should suffocate in 15 minutes)
0920 hours - walk out of office. door closed and locked.
0930 hours - killed everyone else in office with katana(still dont feel like a battousai. mus tbe the lack of skill)
- dept head turned blue
0945 hours - arrives at CIP department. using a cigarette, burn light the room. guard the door and kill anyone who tries to run
1030 hours - all guards arriving dead.
- proceed to IPW committee meeting
1115 hours - strangled all members with choke wire
- feeling a lot better now
1130 hours - peek in on committee for chinese langauge(my sister speaks better chinese than these twerps)
- pierces each of them in both kidneys(they'll die)
1200 hours - dump knife and wire in bin. use kerosene to burn it all
- wipe katana clean and mail back to japanese penpal
1230 hours - lunch at mcdonalds