Really hilarious lyrics ...

From a Guns 'N Roses Song .... Used to Love Her

Absolutely cracked me up ... WARNING! its kinda morbid though ...

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard.

... like a scene outta CSI